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1. He smokes Camel lights.
2. He drinks San Pellegrino.
3. He just got a cellphone last year.
4. He still uses a portable CD player and not an iPod.
5. He likes the Rolling Stones, Graham Parsons, and Stevie Wonder.
6. He takes polaroid photographs.
7. He reads the New York Post everyday.
8. He secretly loves Instagram.
9. He is the president of the Alien Workshop.
10. He knows everyone is crazy along with himself.

Jason Dill is a legend.

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